A Lover of Insects
Fond of Cephalopods, Too
Eater of Artichokes
Subject to the Whims of Three Bad Cats
A Wearer of Frivolous Hats
Hopeless Dork (But in a Nice Way)
Favorite Food = Sushi
Slacker Buddhist
Jazz Lover
Bookstore Lurker
Crack Typist, but Directionally Dyslexic
Prone to Fits of Melancholy
Swiller of Rolling Rock
Occasionally Fond of Squalor
Thinks Wisteria is a Sad Word
Born in the Year of the Snake
Dreams of Fantail Goldfish
Take a Deep Breath . . . and Just Be